I hear the ominous scratching coming from the dining room, where my beautiful chairs live. I hear the crackling of the aluminum foil that is supposed to be scaring the critters away from the plants. I find plants vomited up on my floor, why do that over and over if it makes you sick?

The victims:

The usual suspects:

What? You think they look like such innocent pussycats? Well, indeed, one is and the other is a hardened plant and chair defiler. I’ve threatened declawing, deteething, even death, to no avail. Drastic times call for drastic measures! Enter…..The Solution…

The ‘Solution’:

It took me a while to figure out the assembly on this baby. It’s got the works! The funniest part is that Baby (the innocent kitty) thinks this is the greatest new game ever! Beemer seems less intimidated than I hoped but he’s learning, I grab the solution, he knows he’s going to have projectiles flying at him and he books it out of town.

“A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted a Missouri woman for her alleged role in perpetrating a hoax on the online social network MySpace against a 13-year-old neighbor who committed suicide.” The woman has already been shamed all over the internet but maybe now real justice will be done. Lori Drew proved herself to have the maturity of a 10 year old and she doesn’t even have the decency to be ashamed. I truly hope she ends up with some consequence for her actions.